Football anecdote no. 23

World Cup in Russia. Phone call: “Ambulance? Get out now! Someone was touched here, he’s in pain.” “What do you mean? I don’t understand. Just touched?” “Yes. He’s been lying on the ground for half an hour.” “What the hell are you talking about?” “His name is Neymar.” “Why didn’t you say so right away?! Let’s get out now!!!”