Football anecdote no. 26

The famous football player Pele dies, knocks on the gate of paradise and asks: “Is God here?” “God is closed!” Peter knocks and closes the gate. Pele knocks again and asks: “But maybe Christ is here?” “Christ is also closed!” Peter shouts. “What are you doing bothering me here? Who are you anyway?” “I am the famous football player Pele!” “Why didn’t you say so right away, you idiot?! Come in quickly, we are already losing 0:3 to hell here!”