Football anecdote no. 32

A Nigerian, an Argentine, an Icelander, a Dane, a Russian, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Estonian are drinking vodka at a bar. “We lost to Croatia in football on Wednesday,” says the Englishman. “We lost to them too!” exclaims the others in confusion. “What a coincidence!” says the Frenchman. “We’re losing to Croatia on Sunday...” “Are you kidding me?” says the Estonian. “I’m only drinking because the weather is bad.”