Football anecdote no. 17

A man comes home from work, puts on his sweatpants, a bathrobe, slippers, takes a beer from the fridge and switches the TV to the football final. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The man opens the door – and a beautiful young woman throws herself at him, shouting: “Honey, I agree! I will marry you!” “Oh, damn it!” the man swears. “Why now?!”