Why can't I talk to myself in private?

In real life, you can

It would be really nice to read a wise person's story:P Oh, you scold me and I'll knock you out and put you in private...that way you can talk to yourself:D.

Then the point is lost. I'd better make another account and that's it.

Selgita seda mõtet veidi lähemalt :)

He has a mean wife at home who doesn't give him a say - when he's depressed, he has to communicate with himself :)