Stupid woman

“My wife is stupid,” one friend says to another. “A complete idiot!” “She doesn’t earn much, does she?” “Twice as much as I do!” “Can’t cook?” “On the contrary – I eat like I’m in a restaurant!” “Low IQ?” “Come on, she’s a university lecturer!” “Then why do you think she’s stupid?” “You should have seen how we played cards with her yesterday! She lost all the games! She’s a scoundrel!”