Cunning Jew

Two Estonians are sitting on a bench at the Baltic Station, enjoying their sandwiches with meat. A hungry Jew approaches them and says: “You know, gentlemen, I recently learned a cool game. Do you want me to show you?” “But what kind of game is this?” the Estonians ask. “Do you need cards for this or what?” “No, no cards are needed. I’ll teach you right away! Here you go, sir, with the bread!” He goes. “And you, sir, with the meat on the bread,” he turns to the other. He goes. Then they both stare at the Jew with incomprehensible faces: “Well, and what happens next?” “What happens now?” the Jew spreads his hands sadly. “The poor Jew was unlucky again! What can be done, you have to take action...”