Football anecdote no. 8

After a friendly match between Estonia and Brazil, Aivar Pohlak asks the coach of the Brazilian national team: “Your team wins all the time. What’s the secret?” “We don’t have any secret,” the coach replies. “During training, I put 11 water barrels on one side of the field – the men gain maneuvering skills and physical endurance. That’s all. Try it here in Estonia!” After a while, the men meet again. “How’s it going?” the Brazilian asks, “did you do as I taught you?” “We did…” Pohlak sighs. “And what’s the result?” “Bad. The barrels won!”