Football anecdote no. 29

The captain of a football team is replaced and the team immediately starts winning. The former captain doesn’t understand what’s going on – the players are the same. He calls the new captain: “Hey, what’s the matter? Tell me, what’s the formula for winning all the games?” “It’s very simple,” the new captain replies. “Did the referee ask you for a coin to flip heads or tails before kick-off?” “Yes.” “And what did you give him?” “A one-euro coin.” “Yeah. But I usually give a 500-euro note...”