Proverbs

A woman is frying eggs for breakfast. Suddenly her husband rushes into the kitchen and starts to teach her: “Careful! Careful! Add more oil! You’re frying too many eggs at once! Too many! Turn them over! Turn them over now! You need more oil! God forbid, add more oil! Otherwise they’ll burn! Careful! Careful! I said – careful! You never listen to me when you fry eggs! Never! Turn them over! Hurry up! Are you an idiot?! Don’t forget to add salt! You always forget to add salt! Add salt! Salt! Do you understand? Salt!” “What’s wrong with you this morning?!” the woman asks in utter amazement. “I just wanted to show you how I feel when I do crossword puzzles when you keep teaching me,” the man replies calmly.

Herring on the shoulder of Venus

This happens all the time at my house when I sit down to play poker. ;)