Football anecdote no. 10

Before the friendly match between Estonia and Portugal, the Portuguese players turn to Ronaldo: “Listen, play against them alone. We’ll go to a bar, drink some wine!” The game ends in a 1-1 draw. When Ronaldo enters the bar, a commotion breaks out. “Idiot!” the whole team shouts. “We couldn’t even beat the Estonians!” “Excuse me, guys, but the referee showed me a red card at the start of the second half…” Ronaldo explains.