Football anecdote no. 2

The World Cup match between Russia and Germany. The German team runs onto the field, but only the captain Igor Akinfeev remains on the Russian team. “Where are the rest of them?” the referee wonders. “You see, the boys had a little party yesterday, but I was the only one who got injured today.” “But how are you going to play alone?” “To be honest – I don’t know...” At that moment, Rabinovich rushes onto the field and shouts: “Take me on the team, we’ll show them! Don’t panic – we’ll win!” The game begins. With only one minute left, the sports commentator announces: “The Germany-Russia match is about to end. The score is 40:0 in favor of Russia. Eleven real Aryans are chasing a Jew all over the field, but the Russian captain Akinfeev is already scoring the 41st goal into an empty net!”